10 oz Rum añejo, 2 oz Cognac, 3 oz Orgeat, 4 oz lemon juice, 3 oz orange juice. Blend with 1.5 cups of ice. Add to bowl with extra ice. Garnish with tiki shit like grapefruit peel, freshly grated cinnamon, cinnamon sticks, orchids. For a truly ridiculous experience, flip half a lime shell inside out, float it on top of the punch, fill it with a bit of overproof rum, and light it on fire. [The punch is too low on alcohol to ignite, so if the shell flips over, it’ll just extinguish.]