1 Rhum Agricole, 1 Demerara Rum, 0.5 Dry Curacao, 0.5 Falernum, 0.25 Allspice Dram, 1 Lime Juice, 0.5 Honey Syrup, 3 dashes Angostura. Shake. Serve in crushed ice with three cherries and a bunch of crazy tiki shit like a pineapple spear, a little umbrella, an orchid, whatever.