Doctor Funk

2.5 Jamaican Rum, 0.25 Absinthe, 0.5 Lemon Juice, 0.5 Lime Juice, 0.25 Grenadine, 0.5 Simple Syrup, 1 Seltzer. Shake. Served over crushed ice with optional mint sprig. [Very nice. I forgot the seltzer and I didn’t miss it.]